H. sapiens var. Simon
The Squash That Ate Los Angeles
Posted in H. sapiens var. Simon, Vegetables on August 10th, 2011 by Peter – 2 CommentsNot the city. The county.
- Squash surfing
- Squash and baby (for scale)
- That’s one plant
- He’s only riding side saddle because there’s something in his diaper
- It’s threatening to take over the chicken coop
- Ride’em squashboy
We were hoping to feed him these squash as he starts solid food. With a typical baby-sized serving it should take twelve years to get through them.
Proof that Simon is an Angeleno:
Posted in H. sapiens var. Simon on August 8th, 2011 by rmd – Be the first to commentHe patronizes food trucks.
Honorary Aunt Sasa took this photo at the weekly Highland Park Food Truck Fest.
Simon on the Town
Posted in H. sapiens var. Simon, Outings and Adventures on August 7th, 2011 by Peter – 2 CommentsAfter a successful dim sum excursion with his grandmother we took Simon out for Sushi with his Aunt Sasa.
- Hirame and Child
- Sasa, Simon, Sushi.
If these books are to be believed I see a deli in our future.
Then on Thursday night we took Simon to his first wine tasting. I called ahead and asked if we could bring the whole family.
Me: Hi, I was wondering about the tasting. My kid is twenty-two…….days old. Can I bring him?
K&L guy: <laughs> sure.
When we got there however we heard a different story. Poor Simon wasn’t allowed in the tasting area as that would have been a violation of the local liquor laws, having a kid in the tasting room and all. So we left him in the tequila isle. Much more family friendly.
And then, the highlight of Simon’s evening, some fancy changing after we left the store.
Simon’s first bath (PG)
Posted in H. sapiens var. Simon on August 6th, 2011 by rmd – 1 CommentYes, 3+ weeks is a long time without a proper bath. Simon didn’t seem to mind, as long as his diaper was fresh and clean. Eventually though we needed an excuse to trot out his red crab bath towel. After some initial fussing, he seemed to enjoy bathing.
Uncle Gabe was the photographer. Somehow he didn’t get wet.
He Seemed Happy Enough While at the Market
Posted in H. sapiens var. Simon, Outings and Adventures, Vegetables on August 1st, 2011 by Peter – 2 CommentsWe decided on an outing to the Atwater Market yesterday. (We can’t grow everything. Our corn and watermelons need more time, our raspberries are done for the season and our chickens aren’t quite plucked and dressed.) Simon spent the morning asleep in the stroller, or so we thought. It was only after getting him back into his car seat that we realized he was shopping under protest:
Overheard in the Dilwedel household
Posted in H. sapiens var. Peter, H. sapiens var. Raquel, H. sapiens var. Simon on July 30th, 2011 by rmd – 1 CommentBaby’s First Police Perimeter
Posted in H. sapiens var. Peter, H. sapiens var. Simon on July 27th, 2011 by Peter – Be the first to commentOn the way to Simon’s two-week pediatrician visit we had a slight delay getting out of the neighborhood. Hazelwood, as well as some adjacent streets, were blocked off.
Fortunately we were able to get out so we could learn that Simon had eclipsed his targeted weight gain. As of today he should have recovered to 7 lbs 4 oz but he was all the way to 7 lbs 9 oz! Oh, and the police got their guys.
Playing Chicken
Posted in G. gallus domesticus, H. sapiens var. Peter, H. sapiens var. Simon on July 26th, 2011 by Peter – 1 CommentEvery morning Simon and I let the chickens out and watch them traipse around and listen to them squawk. We usually don’t get so H5N1-close to them but he needed a little calming and nothing is calming like hens.
- Clockwise from top: Wyandotte, Buffy, Barbara, Simon, Ameracauna
- Child, with father and chickens


























