{"id":825,"date":"2011-11-07T19:56:06","date_gmt":"2011-11-08T03:56:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/?p=825"},"modified":"2011-11-07T20:57:46","modified_gmt":"2011-11-08T04:57:46","slug":"whos-your-stylist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/2011\/11\/whos-your-stylist\/","title":{"rendered":"Who&#8217;s your stylist?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>For the record,\u00a0I did not give Simon a faux-hawk. His hair &#8216;do &#8212; a sort of reverse tonsure, sparse on the sides with a completely bald spot in back &#8212; is the product of rubbing his little head against the crib mattress and the floor.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/P1020369.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-834\" title=\"P1020369\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/P1020369-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/P1020369-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/P1020369-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Some moms at a breastfeeding group asked me if I cut it that way. I did not. He has his daddy&#8217;s wispy, fly-away hair. It sticks up like that when it&#8217;s clean. I just brush it straight back so it doesn&#8217;t stick to his forehead and get oily. When it&#8217;s greasy it gets plastered to his scalp.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/P1020177.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-833\" title=\"P1020177\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/P1020177-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/P1020177-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/P1020177-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>He has baby-pattern baldness. The only cure is time and learning to sit up.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/P1020180.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-835\" title=\"P1020180\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/P1020180-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/P1020180-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/P1020180-1024x768.jpg 1024w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>For the record,\u00a0I did not give Simon a faux-hawk. His hair &#8216;do &#8212; a sort of reverse tonsure, sparse on the sides with a completely bald spot in back &#8212; is the product of rubbing his little head against the crib mattress and the floor. Some moms at a breastfeeding group asked me if I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[33,29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-h-sapiens-var-raquel","category-h-sapiens-var-simon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=825"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":841,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/825\/revisions\/841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=825"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=825"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=825"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}