{"id":651,"date":"2011-09-01T16:57:17","date_gmt":"2011-09-01T23:57:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/?p=651"},"modified":"2011-09-01T18:21:33","modified_gmt":"2011-09-02T01:21:33","slug":"best-home-grown-baby-present","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/2011\/09\/best-home-grown-baby-present\/","title":{"rendered":"Best home-grown baby present"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Simon has received some exquisite hand-knit gifts, a hand-assembled straw star sculpture and lots of other adorable presents.<\/p>\n<p>But this one, from Peter&#8217;s friend in Colorado, stands alone. 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