{"id":632,"date":"2011-08-31T14:46:38","date_gmt":"2011-08-31T21:46:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/?p=632"},"modified":"2011-09-06T11:41:35","modified_gmt":"2011-09-06T18:41:35","slug":"in-which-peter-forgets-that-he-is-a-parent-or-date-night","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/2011\/08\/in-which-peter-forgets-that-he-is-a-parent-or-date-night\/","title":{"rendered":"In which Peter forgets that he is a parent, or Date Night"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joanna and Gabe offered to Simon-sit last night while Peter and I went to <a title=\"LQ@SK\" href=\"http:\/\/www.bistrolq.com\/LQ\/SK\/Foodings\/\" target=\"_blank\">LQ@SK<\/a> for dinner. Jo called after about an hour&#8230; The conversation went something like this:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Peter: Hello?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Joanna: Hey Peter. Sorry to bother you guys. Can you tell me where the bottles are? I can&#8217;t find them.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Peter: Bottles?<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Joanna: Yeah, the bottles. <\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Peter: I&#8217;m sorry. What did you say?<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Joanna: Bottles! <em>I can&#8217;t find them.<\/em><em><\/em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Peter: <em>What do you need a bottle for?<\/em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Joanna: To feed the baby? He&#8217;s hungry.<br \/>\n<\/em><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><em>Peter: Oh! Right. The baby. I didn&#8217;t know what you were talking about&#8230;<\/em> <em>Bottles are in the dishwasher. <\/em><\/p>\n<p>Any trip in which we completely forget that we have an infant at home is a successful outing. Peter claims he thought Jo was trying to make flavored vinegar or something&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The meal was really interesting.\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/bistrolq\" target=\"_blank\">Laurent Quenioux<\/a> of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bistrolq.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Bistro LQ<\/a> and <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/#%21\/starrykitchen\" target=\"_blank\">Nguyen Tran<\/a> of the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.starrykitchen.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Starry Kitchen<\/a> put on an amazing show on the plate. That pea triptych was truly memorable. The <a title=\"The Wine Cru\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thewinecru.net\/\" target=\"_blank\">oenophile sitting next to us<\/a> was chatty and poured us a taste of his 2002 Burgundy. While Peter is my favorite dining companion, it&#8217;s always a pleasure to discuss such a unique meal with neighboring tables.<\/p>\n<p>After the Jo&#8217;s gentle reminder of our status as parents on a rare night out, we kept thinking about Simon and how he would&#8217;ve enjoyed the meal. Any time we take him out to a loud restaurant, he snoozes straight through dessert in his car seat. So far, it&#8217;s the best way to get him to sleep. To me, Starry Kitchen&#8217;s generic dance music soundtrack didn&#8217;t fit LQ&#8217;s unique and fabulous food, but Simon would&#8217;ve loved it!<\/p>\n<p>Much like his parents, Simon would eat out every night if he could. But he always orders the same thing: momma&#8217;s milk.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joanna and Gabe offered to Simon-sit last night while Peter and I went to LQ@SK for dinner. Jo called after about an hour&#8230; The conversation went something like this: Peter: Hello? Joanna: Hey Peter. Sorry to bother you guys. Can you tell me where the bottles are? I can&#8217;t find them. Peter: Bottles? Joanna: Yeah, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[45,37,32],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dining","category-family","category-h-sapiens-var-peter"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=632"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":717,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions\/717"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}