Hair: Red, as previously noted. Spikey on top, widow’s peak in the front. Fluffy after a bath, greasy after a couple of days.<\/p>\n
Eyebrows: Invisible blond.<\/p>\n
Eyes: Lively. Blue at the moment. Left eye is currently red, puss-y and infected with bacterial conjunctivitis. He’s barely 6 weeks old and already we’re dealing with pinkeye. Adorable little disease vector.<\/p>\n
Ears: Perfect.<\/p>\n
Nose: Typical baby chata nariz de gata<\/em>.<\/p>\n Mouth: “His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow.”<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Cheeks: Pink and pinchable. Elusive dimple on left side of mouth when he smiles.<\/p>\n Chins: Double. He needs a spare to store his dirt under.<\/p>\n Neck: Rarely seen under chins but it’s getting stronger by the day.<\/p>\n Shoulders and arms: So chubby that he looks like a mini-linebacker.<\/p>\n Hands: Fat little fingers taper elegantly, like in a Renaissance painting. Knuckles feature Cabbage Patch Kid dimples.<\/p>\n Thumb: Doesn’t work yet. Decorative?<\/p>\n Tummy: Round pudginess is enhanced by the cut of his cloth diapers which accentuate his curves. He’s all curves.<\/p>\n Bellybutton: Innie.<\/p>\n Legs: Bowlegged. Thighs are creased with a double fat roll. Double dimpled knees.<\/p>\n Feet: Velvety soft.<\/p>\n <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Hair: Red, as previously noted. Spikey on top, widow’s peak in the front. Fluffy after a bath, greasy after a couple of days. Eyebrows: Invisible blond. Eyes: Lively. Blue at the moment. Left eye is currently red, puss-y and infected with bacterial conjunctivitis. He’s barely 6 weeks old and already we’re dealing with pinkeye. Adorable […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-603","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-h-sapiens-var-simon"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=603"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":617,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/603\/revisions\/617"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=603"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=603"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=603"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}