{"id":501,"date":"2011-08-10T22:09:23","date_gmt":"2011-08-11T05:09:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/?p=501"},"modified":"2011-08-10T22:09:23","modified_gmt":"2011-08-11T05:09:23","slug":"the-squash-that-ate-los-angeles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/2011\/08\/the-squash-that-ate-los-angeles\/","title":{"rendered":"The Squash That Ate Los Angeles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Not the city.\u00a0 The county.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 50%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-501 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href='http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/2011\/08\/the-squash-that-ate-los-angeles\/img_0419-turned\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/IMG_0419-turned-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-505\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-505'>\n\t\t\t\tHe&#8217;s only riding side saddle because there&#8217;s something in his diaper\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/2011\/08\/the-squash-that-ate-los-angeles\/img_0416\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/IMG_0416-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-506\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-506'>\n\t\t\t\tIt&#8217;s threatening to take over the chicken coop\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon portrait'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/2011\/08\/the-squash-that-ate-los-angeles\/img_0418-turned\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/IMG_0418-turned-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-507\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-507'>\n\t\t\t\tRide&#8217;em squashboy\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>We were hoping to feed him these squash as he starts solid food.\u00a0 With a typical baby-sized serving it should take twelve years to get through them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not the city.\u00a0 The county. We were hoping to feed him these squash as he starts solid food.\u00a0 With a typical baby-sized serving it should take twelve years to get through them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,34],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-501","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-h-sapiens-var-simon","category-vegetables"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=501"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":512,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/501\/revisions\/512"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=501"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=501"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=501"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}