{"id":251,"date":"2011-07-17T15:55:58","date_gmt":"2011-07-17T22:55:58","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/?p=251"},"modified":"2011-07-31T18:07:08","modified_gmt":"2011-08-01T01:07:08","slug":"simon-at-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/2011\/07\/simon-at-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Simon at home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Carmageddon was nothing.\u00a0 We beat the traffic home, no problem.\u00a0 Baby-geddon &#8212; now that&#8217;s been something!\u00a0 And it&#8217;ll never end!<\/p>\n<p>My old friend Gretchen was in town from Albuquerque so she was first to visit Simon.\u00a0 These photos make me happy for two reasons: First, Gretchen got to meet him when he was brand new. Second, I&#8217;m a lot less puffy now than I was last Saturday.<\/p>\n\n\t\t<style type=\"text\/css\">\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 {\n\t\t\t\tmargin: auto;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-item {\n\t\t\t\tfloat: left;\n\t\t\t\tmargin-top: 10px;\n\t\t\t\ttext-align: center;\n\t\t\t\twidth: 33%;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 img {\n\t\t\t\tborder: 2px solid #cfcfcf;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t#gallery-1 .gallery-caption {\n\t\t\t\tmargin-left: 0;\n\t\t\t}\n\t\t\t\/* see gallery_shortcode() in wp-includes\/media.php *\/\n\t\t<\/style>\n\t\t<div id='gallery-1' class='gallery galleryid-251 gallery-columns-3 gallery-size-thumbnail'><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/2011\/07\/simon-at-home\/img_0205\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_0205-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-253\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-253'>\n\t\t\t\tGretchen, Simon and Raquel\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/2011\/07\/simon-at-home\/img_0206\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_0206-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-252\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-252'>\n\t\t\t\tAuntie Gretchen meets Simon\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/2011\/07\/simon-at-home\/img_0208\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_0208-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-258\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-258'>\n\t\t\t\thow we spend our days\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/2011\/07\/simon-at-home\/img_0209\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_0209-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-259\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-259'>\n\t\t\t\tdead cat pose\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/2011\/07\/simon-at-home\/img_0225\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_0225-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-260\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-260'>\n\t\t\t\tGinger stayed away for the first couple of days, then decided that babies are for sitting on.\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><dl class='gallery-item'>\n\t\t\t<dt class='gallery-icon landscape'>\n\t\t\t\t<a href='http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/2011\/07\/simon-at-home\/img_0247\/'><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/www.stemwedel.net\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_0247-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail\" alt=\"\" aria-describedby=\"gallery-1-257\" \/><\/a>\n\t\t\t<\/dt>\n\t\t\t\t<dd class='wp-caption-text gallery-caption' id='gallery-1-257'>\n\t\t\t\tmilk drunk\n\t\t\t\t<\/dd><\/dl><br style=\"clear: both\" \/>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Carmageddon was nothing.\u00a0 We beat the traffic home, no problem.\u00a0 Baby-geddon &#8212; now that&#8217;s been something!\u00a0 And it&#8217;ll never end! My old friend Gretchen was in town from Albuquerque so she was first to visit Simon.\u00a0 These photos make me happy for two reasons: First, Gretchen got to meet him when he was brand new. 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